Word of the day:
Shenanigans
Georgia's World
Someone once said I lived in my own world, and it was called Georgia's World. I disagreed. But it still stuck.
George & Emla
- Me: I just had to do a wee and my left hand nails were still wet so i learnt what it was like to be an amputee
- Emily: lol
- Me: you wouldnt be laughing if i actually did lose my arm
- Emily: wouldnt i?
- Emily: really?
- Me: actually you probably would be the first person to laugh
- Emily: very very loudly
- Me: if MTV followed us around with cameras we'd make such a good tv programme
- Emily: im thinking about suggesting this to them via email
Things found in Georgia’s car
I very rarelynever clear out my car, so when I do, strange things are found, things you might never expect to find in a car. A selection of things found today include:
- Two corsets (One black, the other ivory and patterned)
- Black patent stilettos (Slightly scuffed)
- Five Happy Meal Toys (Broken)
- Deflated balloon (McDonalds)
- Mini top hat fascinator (adorned with feathers)
- White frilly ‘Moulin Rouge’ bloomers (V. frilly)
- Pride and Prejudice (Slightly annotated, severely defaced)
- Two packets of sweets, contents of which melted and congealed (Percy Pigs)
- A3 sketchpad (Sketches - not so good)
- Glass stone which I have never seen before in my life (mysterious)
- Two bras (Both black, one is ‘stick on’)
Next installment of ‘Things found in Georgia’s car’ will be in about 4 months, when I next decide to clean out my car.
Thankyou.
TIP OF THE DAY
Do NOT go into kitchen naked when window looks over next doors front garden.
I really need my birth certificate to arrive so I can start my new job as soon as possible.
Am really scared that my manager will give the position away if it doesn’t hurry up and arrive soon. I am so lucky that this job came along at the right time, and that I somehow got through my third ever job interview successfully. (I think the reason for this is that I have been so used to being interviewed at auditions directly after performing, when my mouth is dry, my heart beating in my throat and blinking back my character’s tears - in comparison a job interview is simple!!)
I finished my last exam less than a week ago and already I am getting bored of haning round the house all day.
I am considering sorting out my ginormous bookcase, which contains hundreds of double stacked books.
Without this job I fear my gap year would end in my untimely suicide.
Working Girl
I HAVE A JOB! I am so so excited, after struggling for so long on my measly EMA allowance, I finally have a job that pays well and fits in with my plans for the year.
And it’s at the Early Learning Centre, a shop that I have loved since I was tiny. All I have to do is to wait for my duplicate birth certificate to arrive so I can prove I am allowed to work in the UK. Like my Surrey accent and UK driving license isn’t enough.
Today I will mostly be singing. Songs of a musical kind, what else?
Am going to have a bath and will be singing Les Miserables in its entirety, every part played by moi!!
Facebook Chat: Our Endless Love
- Me: Emily everyone has nominated me to tell you what we've all been thinking. We think it may be beneficial if you get hold of some sort of anti-perspirant. It's a really handy thing in a can that sprays under your armpits and we think it may be a really good idea...
- Emily: Georgia, please don't try and deceive me anymore. I know you've been stealing my deoderants and filling them with pure poison. I know its part of your plan for the poison to ooze into the skin and eventually kill me. I feel betrayed that you would do this to me.
- Me: Maybe I wouldn't feel pushed to do something this extreme if you hadn't been a constant negative figure in my life. These past 14 years have been hellish to say the least and I'm counting down the days until the poison begins to take effect
- Emily: I dont ask for much, mainly love, a bit of affection. Staring at your picture every night has given me so much comfort. I often place it on the pillow next to me, I feel so close to you. And then the hate in your words and the cold in youe eyes makes me simply love you more. Everything you say, only brings us closer
- Me: Good because I love you more than life itself - ready for your exam?
